Glove slap, not a love tap, glove slap, shut your big yap…
(Originally posted on Facebook, August 3, 2009)
I’ve had it with idiot lefty artists/musicians like Bono, Neil Young and Bruce Springsteen. They should shut the hell up and put their money where their mouth is. Instead they spew hot air about who the uncleansed masses should be voting for and what causes we should give to if we have anything left after taxes, while they incorporate in tax havens and have the carbon footprints of small countries. I’ve got a pocket full of rocks… just start lecturing… I dare you… I’ll knock you right off that stage.
Seriously, what makes someone who is so coddled and protected from reality think they know better than those who struggle with it every day? When was the last time they had to worry about mortgage payments or what food items are on sale? I’ll bet Bono’s fortune that I give a higher percentage of my meagre income to charity than he does. Sawed off loud mouth runt… I’ll punch those silly girl’s glasses right off that self righteous pinhead… Neil Young spends his time playing with toy trains and converting cadillacs to battery power. Whoop-de-fuckin-do. Batteries need to be charged Neil. Where do you think the power comes from? From burning coal you senile shithead. And how much coal needs to be burned so you can drive that battery powered behemoth cross country on your hypocritical crusade? And Bruce, the American people elected Bush twice, so I guess they don’t really give a rat’s ass what you think… twit. Or maybe they voted Bush because they would rather have an idiot president than take orders from an idiot musician.
How about you false prophets use Paul Newman as a model: He donated hundreds of millions of dollars of profit from Newman’s Own to charity and NEVER tooted his own horn or told anyone else what to do. Now HE was a great man and an EXAMPLE for all these other hypocrites.
So keep this in mind comrades; you are the trained monkeys and we are the masters, not the other way around. Now shut the hell up and play the song.